We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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