shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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