I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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