Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just had sex on a roof
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