im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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