That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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