good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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