Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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