White coat. Heels.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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