She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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