There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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