morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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