it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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