I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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