i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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