i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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