I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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