Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
