i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I smell like Dick and happiness
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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