Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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