why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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