Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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