he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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