The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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