I think my vagina is haunted
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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