me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
