Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i now understand why vodka
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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