the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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