90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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