Are we in a gay sports bar?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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