Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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