I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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