no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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