just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You took a bar mat shot.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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