just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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