I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
