New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Terrible idea I love it
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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