i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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