So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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