Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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