She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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