We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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