I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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