you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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