great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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