Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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