Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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