stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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