My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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