Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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