No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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