like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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