saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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