Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
